^ Has to stop encouraging my alcohol passtime
< Will have a drink for no reason at all, if it's there... and won't get drunk
V drinks alcohol so regular, they refer to water when they say they have the occasional drink
^ might fare better if she was on the correct side of the equator
< tested his limit quite a few times, but has never been hung over
V has had enough of this
^ needs to attach lanterns to the front of her car
< Has driven his car the headlamp clusters completely removed from the car
V Is not going to risk trying this, especially at night
^ seems to have done this before me, because I was unable to post for a long time, as if I was in some kind of time warp
< Is now out of this time warp
V Is ready to flash my memory