Kill a dream

Granted. You're fine when you're atmospheric, but once in space, you crash into the first moon you see.

I wish that the shopping was done and the larder was stocked.
 
Granted. You're all stocked for the next 17 years.

I wish it was sunny and warm out.
 
It is. In India.

I wish that today had gone better!
 
Granted. Everyone else in the world had a terrific day.

I wish I could instantaneously travel to any point in time that I wished.
 
Granted. But it costs you 10 years of your life to do so

I wish that my jobs were done and everyone was happy.
 
Granted, but to balance things out everyone elses jobs don't get done and aren't happy.

I wish i had a TARDIS so i could skip to the weekend.
 
Granted, but you have to put up with an incredibly annoying Catherine Tate while you travel in it.

I wish wasps would go away and stop buzzing around the open window.

(I think maybe this thread could be renamed to the Calypso thread, after the Twisted Metal character who grands wishes by twisting them into something bad.)
 
Granted but the wasps are replaced with bigger bees.

I wish my dog wouldn't keep giving me a guilty look each time she wants something.
 
Granted, she bites you instead.

I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived so I could work better on my coursework, which is to be handed in to my lecturer tomorrow.
 
Granted. You now have food poisoning which is making life incredibly difficult since you now have to clean your computer. Or throw it out.

I wish that I had a packet of tim tams that never ran out
 
Granted. They're crawling with bugs inside and out.

I wish I had a baby elephant.
 
Granted. He sits on you. End of skidd.

I wish my magic wand worked.
 
Granted, but all the spells you cast backfire.

I wish I didn't have to wait to find out some important news.
 
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Granted.
 
I wish LurkerPatrol had not whispered that wish. It was such a damn good one.
 
Granted. Still doesn't come true.

I wish I had a case of Tastycakes.
 
Granted. And then the dogs in the neighbourhood knock you down and steal them from you.

I wish that I had a proper TV at present
 
Granted. Wrong plug though.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to go to the grocery store.
 
Granted. You now live in one. No privacy, at all.

I wish that I had a V8 Holden Clubsport that worked perfectly and was all mine!
 
Granted, here is your 1/18 scale V8 Holden Clubsport. Look it works perfectly! And it's all yours! :D

I wish I could have an extra $100 to spend without having to shift around finances from savings to checking and etc.
 
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