Things Clarkson has taught you (that probably aren't true)

[Misfit]

I'll start with:

The Lancia Beta
'The steel used to make it was so thin that on a windy day it would actually change shape'

 

[Chupacabras]

The the plural of torque is torques.

 

[gaasc]

A hammer can fix anything

 

[Castle]

The 4.0 V6 Mustang has 300 HP and is "slooooow".

 

[_HighVoltage_]

A joke is funny the first couple of times, but if you use it every season it gets tired.

 

[shesquint]

The the plural of torque is torques.

Similarly, a car emits a verifiable quantity of "carbon dioxides."

A hammer can fix anything

Um, it can. Just about. Well, it's more versatile than you think. It can replace a drift pin, a pry bar, and, with a light enough touch, a crescent wrench. A crescent wrench can be used as a hammer, too (it is then known as a C-hammer). Really, it's surprising what you can achieve by simply banging on things.

 

[warren]

that making and running a Prius is more environmentally damaging than a Land Rover Discovery. Basically, the sulphir emissions levels being used for the calculation were based on 1970s numbers which are quite obsolete. The article which Clarkson used as a source for this information was retracted.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081125001553AAxNJ4C

 

[Labcoatguy]

That I can get away with anything in my Jaaaaag. Thing is, he hasn't been proven wrong yet. Better get on with pushing boundaries then.

 

[Alberto]

He has taught me that you can drive a car when it's on fire. And a car can disintegrate as it goes along.

 

[wooflepoof]

Left handed people may be bears, or wolves.

 

[Koenig]

That as soon as I step foot into the United States, that I will start becoming attracted to my sister.

 

[shellygrrl]

Related: USican cars, or pick-up trucks, will make you want to commit acts of love with your cousin.

 

[That American Girl]

That tomato plants will prevent the ice caps melting.

 

[Cowboy]

That's its NOT ok to throw G-wizzes in the Thames

 

[That American Girl]

That if you're attacked by bears, you should stay absolutely still.



Or run away.

One of those options.

And a cloth convertible will protect you.

 

[flydiscovery]

Plywood gull wing doors are lion proof.

 

[bone]

that you can be totally incorrect, incoherent, uninformed, irrelevant and hypocryt...but still be right

 

[ladyblue]

Greenhouses are good for growing meat

 

[PelicanHazard]

The new Fiesta is a perfect beach-storming vehicle.*




*as long as you're friends with the Royal Marines

 

[shellygrrl]

Not to mention Fiestas are the car to have if you're being chased in a shopping centre by baddies in a Corvette.