Things Clarkson has taught you (that probably aren't true)

A big game rifle is the perfect way to get water out of a car.
 
The Prius is worse for the environment than a Land Rover.
 
Similarly, driving a BMW M3 economically is better than driving a Prius flat out. (Though, this may actually be true.)
 
shellygrrl said:
Similarly, driving a BMW M3 economically is better than driving a Prius flat out. (Though, this may actually be true.)
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I'm sure it is.

As he said, "Its not what you drive. Its how you drive it."
 
a fiesta is better for driving through a shopping mall than a corvette
 
Cows belong on the roofs of Camaros.

Which are always driven by murderers.
 
while you can buy a used supercar for mondeo money.....for the love of god, DONT!
 
That Alfa Romes makes cars that are as good as a car can be ... briefly.
 
When you go to the shops in a single cab pickup, the only place for your groceries is unsecured, in the cargo bed.

Also, anything you place in the cargo bed will be immediately nicked.
 
that any time you try to build something, it will likely roll down a hill or fall off a hoist, or catch fire and not go out.
 
That Internet piracy is bad...haha.
 
That jesus actually exists.
 
that if you hit a wall in an old 911...the wall will be dented
 
Don't lose. Yellow snow is not desirable
 
That anyone who drives a Z4 is wife-swapper.
 
That all the cocks who used to drive BMWs now drive Audis.

That it's OK to drink and drive if you're in international waters.

That the best way to declare something open is to drive a Rolls Royce into it.
 
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