Royal Wedding: Who should Prince William and Kate Middleton NOT invite to the Wedding

[Cowboy]

Don't forget Cowboy. He'd turn up in his big truck and start a food fight.

Not fair! I never play with food! (well sometimes I do, but only before I kill it)


I would however, undoubtably get in a fight with the groom....
or the ushers,
or the guy behind the bar,
or whoever is available.

 

[Cobol74]

All the Queens Horses and all the Queens men!

 

[PaperBiro]

He's already booked for the Reception. Once the band finishes its first set he's going to try to break the world record for jumping over bridesmaids in a pick up!

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/ne/nereid/2011/02/21/parteh.jpg

Not fair! I never play with food! (well sometimes I do, but only before I kill it)


I would however, undoubtably get in a fight with the groom....
or the ushers,
or the guy behind the bar,
or whoever is available.

That would prove Prince William's mettle as a man. It's about time we return to those chivelrous days of yore.

 

[jedd_kenobi]

Camilla and Piers Morgan

 

[Cobol74]

Muammar Gaddafi - adds a bit of flamboyance but is likly to drop off some SEMTEX here and there.

 

[calvinhobbes]

The Stig

 

[argatoga]

Keep the prince away from any attractive cousins.

//ducks

 

[Heathrow]

All UK politicians, obviously.

Anyone who has ever been featured in "celeb" gossip magazines, such as Hello, OK, etc.

Charles & Godzilla, they are so awful.

Rob Brydon, only funny in his own mind and Wales.

 

[BlaRo]

Obama.

 

[Matt2000]

You all disappoint me.

Estibalis Chavez.

 

[LP]

This guy:

Pretty sure I'm on the CIA watchlist just for googling that and pasting it in here.

Also this guy:

 

[calvinhobbes]

You all disappoint me.

Estibalis Chavez.

Good point, Sir, good point...

 

[TestECull]

Free Beer and Hot Wings.


Or James, Jezza and Hamster.

 

[Chaos]

Kanye West.

 

[Cobol74]

Charles Taylor