The Funny Maths Thread.. which sometimes contains mildly amusing pictures

[Viper007Bond]

[Wed 05:04:33] <%inso> http://img143.imageshack.**/my.php?image=image0011db8.jpg

http://img143.imageshack.**/img143/3097/image0011db8.jpg

 

[Matt2000]

 

[BlaRo]

I see you Wilford Brimley and raise you:
http://img185.imageshack.**/img185/885/n71106831306486796709ck1.jpg

And another one for good measure
http://img292.imageshack.**/img292/5897/n13980126630072741682us7.jpg

 

[AnGuRuSO]

http://img143.imageshack.**/img143/3097/image0011db8.jpg

OOOOH SHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

[chaos386]

I see you Wilford Brimley and raise you:
http://img185.imageshack.**/img185/885/n71106831306486796709ck1.jpg

And another one for good measure
http://img292.imageshack.**/img292/5897/n13980126630072741682us7.jpg

For some strange reason, I keep getting this feeling that BlaRo liked 300. No idea why.

 

[Jacobfox]

This is what I saw when I opened up facebook today:

It was enough to get me to download fear and loathing in LV

 

[KaJuN]

I haven't seen the movie yet but this seems to be a popular theme. It's not very good but you get the idea.

http://img244.imageshack.**/img244/8625/boomsparta1gg4.jpg

 

[Magnet]

Got this by e-mail

I am better than your kids.
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

Megan, age 4 First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen. F

Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F

Lisa, age 6 Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.F

Cameron, age 4 Terrible. F

Bryce, age 10 This one wouldn't be too bad if the color were kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but...

Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F

Rachel, age 7 That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F

Jason, age 6 This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F

Seth, age 4 Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F

Kelly, age 9 This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F

I can't believe how much I rule.

 

[Redliner]

This is just stupid. He's more childish than the kids who drew it.

 

[jetsetter]

This is just stupid. He's more childish than the kids who drew it.

Let me guess, you think he is serious? That is almost as funny as the article itself.:lol:

 

[phuckingduck]

http://img504.imageshack.**/img504/1749/hitleristemobydeathwishrc1.jpg
http://img337.imageshack.**/img337/6091/adolfhitlerasaduckbyshedi8.jpg
http://img337.imageshack.**/img337/5917/crotchgrabbytetsuoshimalj6.png
All of these are from deviant art, PM me for the artists info. I thought they would fit with the last pages hitler theme. The duck one is part of a series, if you'd like the rest I'll post them.

 

[BerserkerCatSplat]

This is just stupid. He's more childish than the kids who drew it.

Hahaha, you don't read Maddox much, do you?

Pick up the Alphabet of Manliness and go from there.


Also, 300FTW.

http://img225.imageshack.**/img225/699/raverxz7.jpg

 

[Firecat]

This was on yahoo, pictures of some kind of festival...I dunno.

Oh, and the dudes fly is open...lol

 

[phuckingduck]

I'm very disturbed right now

 

[IceBone]

Mein Kampf by Adolf "Emo" Hitler

Mein life ist like ein dark abyss,
Das struggle und das strife,
Down die street, nicht across der road,
Wrists cut mit das knife.

I kiss Heinrich to impress der fraus,
Alas it does nicht work,
They laugh and point at my penis,
Und thus it stays inert.

Die jews, die blacks, die communists,
All score mit die Frau,
Woe ist me und Heinrich,
No verdant field to plow.

Das knife hast missed mein slender wrist,
Und stuck into mein leg,
Ich bin ein massive failure,
Mein Kampf ist I'm not dead.

Not a funny pic, but fits the emo hitler theme.
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[Redliner]

Let me guess, you think he is serious? That is almost as funny as the article itself.:lol:

I don't think he's serious. I think he's stupid an "unfunny".

Hahaha, you don't read Maddox much, do you?
Pick up the Alphabet of Manliness and go from there.
Also, 300FTW.

I don't know who he is, but I promise to find out.
And the images are hilarious!:lol:

 

[KaJuN]

I don't think he's serious. I think he's stupid an "unfunny".

I'd have to agree with you. Mainly because he comes across as being better than anyone else. Come to think of it, that's the main reason I hate Dane Cook too.

 

[avidvideo]

Hahaha, you don't read Maddox much, do you?

Pick up the Alphabet of Manliness and go from there.


Also, 300FTW.

http://img225.imageshack.**/img225/699/raverxz7.jpg

 

[watto]

Oh, these pics make me want to see 300 even more!!!

 

[phuckingduck]

Oh, these pics make me want to see 300 even more!!!

?!?! The only excuse you have is if it isn't available in Oz yet!!! Great movie, just hope you don't mind a graphic decapitation here or there.