I went to an Irish pub chain the other day names Kildares. I knew it was going to be expensive, and since we hadn't intended on going there, I had very little cash on me. Well, I always like to try different beers when I go out so I decided to just get that, a $5.00 bottle of scottish beer (FANTASTIC, BTW). Well I sat there examining the condiments and jokingly I picked up a jar of mustard and said "Ha!, watch this is probably made with Guiness or somthing". Sure enough it was. I spent the rest of the time snacking on the mustard. It was amazingly good, just the right spice, and just the right flavor.
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Well I went to the international aisle of my local Wegmans and sure enough they have it. $7.00 later, I've been eating it every day since on sandwiches. I dunno, I just felt creative and in the mood to tell a story.