frankiess
Wankel Wanker
So we have my dad, who basically is the epitome of Volvo man. He's past fifty, grayish, doesn't drive dynamically and owns a Mazda 6. The Mazda's showing its age, so the old man's looking at some new wheels. What we need is a diesel estate, decent overall build quality, powerful engines, and most importantly, a quiet and comfortable ride. Sadly, Volvo man naturally came up with this:
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A beige Volvo. Not only that I despise the brand, I figured you could get so much more for the same money. So (after facepalming massively) I put aside my other goals in life and determined to find a suitable, perhaps mildly used, car for my dad. A panic driven search through a couple of E-series Mercs gave me some good results, but we still had the age old problem: my dad doesn't like old cars. So somehow I had to overcome his misconception that cars can only do 70tkm before turning to dust.
I figured a massive wakeup call would do the trick and arranged for a test drive with a certain VW product:
http://img183.imageshack.**/img183/5624/phaeton220.jpg
Besides, it's also kind of a personal dream car for me, so this would be a perfect excuse to drive it. After listening to the salesman go on his (rather 80's style) salesrep, we took the V10 TDI for a drive. This was a 2004 model with 80tkm on the odo.
First impressions:
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What's all the commotion about this being something fantastically special? The interior feels like something from a Passat.
The door closing sounded like a Passat. This is my uber-cruiser! I want a classy thump. Not a clunk noise.
The computer was unfathomable, so I got bored with it instantly. Surely this is merely my own opinion. But I'm always more right than any of you, and I'd rather take BMW:s iDrive any day over this.
On the drive:
Alright, let's rumble. At least the V10 pulls nicely. But what's this? Tyre noise? On my 150,000 euro luxury sedan? And WHAT IS THAT HUMMING NOISE?! Honestly, there's a groaning humming coming from the far side front wheel well. There should NOT be a groaning humming coming from the far side wheel well. Again, feels like a Passat.
The front parking radar seemed to be blocked somehow: the warning lights kept coming up even on a straight B-road. I don't want that. I've seen Citro?n parking radars work better than this.
Well, the V10 made a handsome roar up to motorway speeds. And the Quattro seemed to stick to the bend. And guess what. My side mirror whistled. At 120kmh. At this point I told my dad we're going back.
I thought I'd give the sunroof a try first. After all, I like sunroofs. And a little sunshine might give this testdrive a brighter atmosphere... and the switch broke in my hand. Oh so Passat.
http://img389.imageshack.**/img389/5117/img0002h.jpg
Post-inspection
This is rust. Now I'm sorry, but public's 1500e Mazda doesn't have rust here. Seriously, does anyone else see some massive failurism here?
http://img87.imageshack.**/img87/112/img0001dku.jpg
So I've just spent a fortune on my dream car, and ended up with a thirsty VW Passat with some annoying wrinkles. Sad thing is, I'd still rather drive my 1000e BMW.
Conclusion:
This test drive didn't convince my dad that used cars can be excellent. Thing is, I think this car was crap when it was brand new. I'll still show him a couple of E-Mercs, but I'm also caving into the notion that maybe a slightly used V70 might be perfect.
Oh and sorry for using Google for most of the pics. I couldn't be bothered to do it properly like that other bloke does.
http://img329.imageshack.**/img329/185/0702020061.jpg
A beige Volvo. Not only that I despise the brand, I figured you could get so much more for the same money. So (after facepalming massively) I put aside my other goals in life and determined to find a suitable, perhaps mildly used, car for my dad. A panic driven search through a couple of E-series Mercs gave me some good results, but we still had the age old problem: my dad doesn't like old cars. So somehow I had to overcome his misconception that cars can only do 70tkm before turning to dust.
I figured a massive wakeup call would do the trick and arranged for a test drive with a certain VW product:
http://img183.imageshack.**/img183/5624/phaeton220.jpg
Besides, it's also kind of a personal dream car for me, so this would be a perfect excuse to drive it. After listening to the salesman go on his (rather 80's style) salesrep, we took the V10 TDI for a drive. This was a 2004 model with 80tkm on the odo.
First impressions:
http://img60.imageshack.**/img60/6936/originall.jpg
What's all the commotion about this being something fantastically special? The interior feels like something from a Passat.
The door closing sounded like a Passat. This is my uber-cruiser! I want a classy thump. Not a clunk noise.
The computer was unfathomable, so I got bored with it instantly. Surely this is merely my own opinion. But I'm always more right than any of you, and I'd rather take BMW:s iDrive any day over this.
On the drive:
Alright, let's rumble. At least the V10 pulls nicely. But what's this? Tyre noise? On my 150,000 euro luxury sedan? And WHAT IS THAT HUMMING NOISE?! Honestly, there's a groaning humming coming from the far side front wheel well. There should NOT be a groaning humming coming from the far side wheel well. Again, feels like a Passat.
The front parking radar seemed to be blocked somehow: the warning lights kept coming up even on a straight B-road. I don't want that. I've seen Citro?n parking radars work better than this.
Well, the V10 made a handsome roar up to motorway speeds. And the Quattro seemed to stick to the bend. And guess what. My side mirror whistled. At 120kmh. At this point I told my dad we're going back.
I thought I'd give the sunroof a try first. After all, I like sunroofs. And a little sunshine might give this testdrive a brighter atmosphere... and the switch broke in my hand. Oh so Passat.
http://img389.imageshack.**/img389/5117/img0002h.jpg
Post-inspection
This is rust. Now I'm sorry, but public's 1500e Mazda doesn't have rust here. Seriously, does anyone else see some massive failurism here?
http://img87.imageshack.**/img87/112/img0001dku.jpg
So I've just spent a fortune on my dream car, and ended up with a thirsty VW Passat with some annoying wrinkles. Sad thing is, I'd still rather drive my 1000e BMW.
Conclusion:
This test drive didn't convince my dad that used cars can be excellent. Thing is, I think this car was crap when it was brand new. I'll still show him a couple of E-Mercs, but I'm also caving into the notion that maybe a slightly used V70 might be perfect.
Oh and sorry for using Google for most of the pics. I couldn't be bothered to do it properly like that other bloke does.
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