Random Thoughts....

NAIDANAC A said:
My father is now the pathetic owner of a new 2010 (or 2009 I don't know and I don't care) Cadillac CTS. I will now remind him everyday that he has given up on life and is now in the unique ranks of old people who drive Buicks and base model CTS' under the speed limit with their heads just above the steering wheel.

Congragulations on not being a cool person and getting a G8 with a Vette engine. Good job.
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CTSs are relatively cool, though, at least he didn't buy a DTS or a STS. As long as it isn't beige "Radiant Bronze" then you should be fine. :D
 
NAIDANAC A said:
My father is now the pathetic owner of a new 2010 (or 2009 I don't know and I don't care) Cadillac CTS. I will now remind him everyday that he has given up on life and is now in the unique ranks of old people who drive Buicks and base model CTS' under the speed limit with their heads just above the steering wheel.

Congragulations on not being a cool person and getting a G8 with a Vette engine. Good job.
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It's annoying isn't it?

"Hey mom, there's a new camaro, you should get it because you loved the old one."
"No I am too old and boring"
"How about a Beetle, you can even get it in the same color as you old one."
"No i am too old, I would like a smart car"
"No you will not have a smart car, They are slow and bad"
"But they are cute"
"how about a subaru so you can carry your christmas tree in it."
"No their commercials are annoying."
"How about a GTI?"
"I don't know..."
"You car getting a GTI, you have no more choice in the matter."

So I will make her have a GTI. She is not allowed any boring things or slow plastic smart cars.
 
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I hate the "wait for the UPS man" game.

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katwalk said:
It's annoying isn't it?

"Hey mom, there's a new camaro, you should get it because you loved the old one."
"No I am too old and boring"
"How about a Beetle, you can even get it in the same color as you old one."
"No i am too old, I would like a smart car"
"No you will not have a smart car, They are slow and bad"
"But they are cute"
"how about a subaru so you can carry your christmas tree in it."
"No their commercials are annoying."
"How about a GTI?"
"I don't know..."
"You car getting a GTI, you have no more choice in the matter."

So I will make her have a GTI. She is not allowed any boring things or slow plastic smart cars.
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I did the same thing with my mom. She used to have a minivan, now she drives an 07 G35 :D
 
CTS' aren't cool when the only people driving them are trophey wives and old farts. I am sorry but the massively chromed front end made to look like the Escalade is retarded...I have picked his cars for him the last 5 years, and then he does this when I'm away. I asked him why the CTS is better than the G8 and the only thing he could tell me was the interior was nicer.

He was already complaining that the trunk is too small compared to the G8, that the seats suck to the G8 and that the G8 is better...but he was a pussy and bought a CTS because my mother decided she wanted the badge.
 
Just saw Gran Turino. The last bit is awesome:

*the kid being given the Gran Turino since thats what was in the testament*:

"...under the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like any of those beemers, dont paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly and dont put a big gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on any other zipper-heads cars..."

:lmao:
 
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Finally they're out!

:clap:
 
^ And they are still in one piece :p 2 of mine were not :(
 
NAIDANAC A said:
CTS' aren't cool when the only people driving them are trophey wives and old farts. I am sorry but the massively chromed front end made to look like the Escalade is retarded...I have picked his cars for him the last 5 years, and then he does this when I'm away. I asked him why the CTS is better than the G8 and the only thing he could tell me was the interior was nicer.

He was already complaining that the trunk is too small compared to the G8, that the seats suck to the G8 and that the G8 is better...but he was a pussy and bought a CTS because my mother decided she wanted the badge.
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The CTS is a decent car. Be glad that he didn't a new Buick instead.
 
NAIDANAC A said:
Congragulations on not being a cool person and getting a G8 with a Vette engine. Good job.
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You sound like a petulant twelve year old BRAT. I assume you are telling us here because it seems that you are decent enough (from my interactions with you) to not tell him to his face.
If it makes him happy and content, well that means his existence on this planet will lengthen by a bit more, which means more time you can call him "father" and not "my father, who passed away". Cool vehicles are mere dust and nothingness in the scope of life itself.
 
First, the hilarious troll response:
shit man. if you got a virus you need to get off this site right now before everyone else gets the virus!
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But seriously, lay off the porn. :p
 
darkshark0159 said:
Seriously, you need to reduce your consumption of pornographic content.
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^Sorry still doesn't compute.. I can read what it says but the words have no meaning..
 
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Karoug said:
^Sorry still doesn't compute.. I can read what it says but the words have no meaning..
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Let me try my going abroad English:

STOP WATCHING PORN

NO! I SAID: STOP... WATCHING... PORN.

STOP WATCHING PORN

Ay! These bloody foreigners can't understand a word I'm saying!
 
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