Wetlands opens in a hospital room after an intimate shaving accident. It gives a detailed topography of Helen's hemorrhoids, continues into the subject of anal intercourse...
Oops. Shows how much attention I paid to hirsute 70s/80s dudes (...who are not Sean Connery).
I prefer a nice balance to my man-hair. Too much: Sasquatch. Too little: equally bad.
Butt and back hair is always eew, though.
That's why I don't get the whole dudes-obsessing-over-appearance thing. Just keep clean, don't wear anything too embarrassing, and you're fine.
I think I have heard that the term is "the pussification of men". Sometime in the near future we will enter an era much like late 18th century France.