The "Yo Mama" Thread

OK in that case.

Your mum is so hawt that if she were my mummy I'd be making my own brothers and sisters!
 
Just got a couple from a colleague.....

Your mum's so fat she sells shade.

Your mum's so fat every time she wears stilettos she strikes oil.
 
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
 
Dearest: (While struggling to wash out the kitchen compost bin) It's all right, there was a kink in the pipe.
Me: (sotto voce) Your mum's got kinks in her pipes!

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And afterwards:
Dearest: That's better. That green box was really smelly.
Me: (sotto voce) Your mum's box is green and smelly!
 
This guy got 100 bucks thanks to this, I think...

 
Your mum's so big I'll never get over her.


I'll have to walk around instead.
 
Yo mama's so fat, your father no longer finds her attractive, and their relationship is strained.

Yo moma's so old, she's likely going to die soon.
 
Your mum's so fat she had to send her photo to the passport office using Dropbox.
 
Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

~ Bo
 
Yo mama's so fat 5 days a month she uses a sheep.
 
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