BerserkerCatSplat
Hormone Induced
Damn, that's even better! :lol:
The "Yo Mama" Thread
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IceBone
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Lies! Nothing about your momma runs.
Your mum's so fat, the French use her knickers to surrender.
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Your mum's so fat removing a tampon is like starting an outboard.
Your mum's so fat that her leg hair trimmer is a ride-on.
Your mum's so fat that her leg hair trimmer is a ride-on.
SchumacherM
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Yo mommas pussy is so deep even Adele can't roll in it.
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Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Exchange with my HR dude yesterday evening at a boardgame party at work...
Me: "where's the damn discard pile"
HRD: "You're a discard pile"
Me: "Your mom's a discard pile"
HRD: "I'll be waiting for you in the bike shed"
Me: "So does your mom"
Me: "where's the damn discard pile"
HRD: "You're a discard pile"
Me: "Your mom's a discard pile"
HRD: "I'll be waiting for you in the bike shed"
Me: "So does your mom"
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Pretty blonde I sit opposite at work: How heavy is 150kg?
Me: Your mum.
Me: Your mum.
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Wut? 
maxtortheone
Chicken Fiddler
Yo yo ma?
Some that I remembered
Yo mama puts sugar under her pillow so she can have sweet dreams
When someone said it's chilly outside, she runs outside with a spoon
Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a rock on the floor and missed
Yo mama is so stupid, she falls up the stairs
Yo mama is so skinny, when she turns sideways she disappears
Yo mama is so fat, I try to walk around her and got lost.
Yo mama puts sugar under her pillow so she can have sweet dreams
When someone said it's chilly outside, she runs outside with a spoon
Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a rock on the floor and missed
Yo mama is so stupid, she falls up the stairs
Yo mama is so skinny, when she turns sideways she disappears
Yo mama is so fat, I try to walk around her and got lost.