skr: green
D-Fence: HHAAHA
D-Fence: alonso fucked up
skr: lol
D-Fence: heidfeld second
D-Fence: rosberg 3rd
skr: yeah
D-Fence: 4h
skr: 5th
D-Fence: button stopped
MXM: 1min 5s delay
skr: ralf loooooooooooooooool
D-Fence: ralf sucks
D-Fence: I BET both toyotas break down
skr: hope not the engines in the williams
skr: fastest lap by heidfeld
MXM: wtf is with heidfeld?
MXM: why is he fast?
D-Fence: oh raikonnen hit massa
MXM: lol
D-Fence: alonso --> wall ........ plz ?
skr: !!!
Cruzz563: afternoon
swek: Hey cruzz
TechZ: good day C
Cruzz563: hey swek, hey Z
swek: Nice lawnmowing Kimi.
D-Fence: yeah
swek: Our commentators are stupid.
D-Fence: of. course.
skr: stupid is far too nice
swek: I could do a better job at translating team radio.
ElToro: stupid elections
ElToro: no F1 on tv
swek: Alonso!
ElToro: hamilton + 12secs to alonso
swek: Tried to imitate Kimi there.
ElToro: ftw
MXM: tried
skr: lol,nice passing there
swek: As the true champion he is he only needs to embrace the wall of chapions right now.
swek: You can do it Alonso!
D-Fence: eah
D-Fence: full speed and hit it
swek: Oh yes
D-Fence: I want to see the parts flying
D-Fence: go Massa. go Massa. go Massa.
skr: maybe the hit both the wall
swek: He's right behind. Hell eah.
swek: Wha?
D-Fence: ha
swek: Hell yeah
D-Fence: alonso lawnmower
swek: FTW!
swek: 3rt time I think.
D-Fence: I mean he looks like a horse, why not eat grass
swek: Man he loves that corner.
D-Fence: think he can do it again?
swek: I'm sure.
D-Fence: there is carbon lying around in the hairpin
Luca: no alonso bashing plz
Luca: lol
skr: why not?
D-Fence: luca is a fanboy
skr:
MXM: MORE alonso bashing please!
TechZ: has pieces of carbon from the f1 race here
Luca: HE obviously has a technical issue.
swek: HE is the issue.
D-Fence: no toyota blown up yet
swek: The car is fine.
D-Fence: miracle
Luca: or he totally fails at braking and likes grass
swek: Alonso is the master of traction control.
MXM: hamilton had quite a lead before pitting
swek: Take that away and you see what happens.
MXM: we will, next year
D-Fence: yellow?
swek: Oh boy, that'll be great.
D-Fence: safety car?
D-Fence: that safety carr looks so sweet
swek: The Canadians suck.
swek: They show nothing
D-Fence: YEEEEEEEEEEES
D-Fence: WALL
swek: SUUUTIL
D-Fence: lol, austrians
MXM: who the fuck is sutil?
D-Fence: hamiltons lead is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone
ODM: nice
ElToro: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ODM: kill hamilton
ODM: hes a fuckin hacker
D-Fence: LOL LOOK at this canaian towtruck
swek: Yeehaw!
D-Fence: golf cart!
skr: are they using a skee-doo?!?
ElToro: yes alonso seventh
ElToro: die alonso
MXM: no, D-Fence, his lead is not gone, as massa hasn't pitted yet
swek: MORE hate.
MXM: he had a perfect timing actually
MXM: no better time to pit than just before safety car [User Posted Image]
D-Fence: wait, did both spikers crash?
ODM: hahahaha
ODM: its spyker
D-Fence: I thought that was a replay
D-Fence: they didn?t really crash in 10 sec delay into the same wall, tell me?
MXM: I don't think 2nd spyker has crashed yet
swek: Porn
D-Fence: they said it
swek: Safety car engine sound
Luca: I would win the race with the safety car.
skr: aww
skr: you all are rtl spoiled
D-Fence: I want my premiere back
skr: pace car would be the right term
swek: We're sorry skr.
swek: Can you forgive us?
skr:
mikas: it's safety car
skr: ehm....NO!
swek: I swear, I didn't know better.
D-Fence: lol
D-Fence: traffic jam
mikas: pace car is in the states
swek: No D
swek: It's a Pace Jam
MXM: lol
D-Fence: in the pits
D-Fence: pace jam.......that reminds me of a movie.......
skr: hmm
ElToro: space jam ftl
skr: opk,me was wrong
skr: ok
D-Fence: I want to know if both spykers crashed
skr: i think only one did
mikas: D-Fence, see from live timing?
swek: throws the first ston at skr
skr: ouch
D-Fence: alonso grass plz
skr: takes cover
swek: Did Alonso pit?
D-Fence: yeah
swek: noes
D-Fence: PERHAPS illegally
D-Fence: maybe he went in when SC sign was out and pits not opened
D-Fence: WOOOOOO
D-Fence: DAMN
MXM: alonso pitted before SC
skr: ouch
ElToro: wooooooow
ElToro: kubica :S
swek: terrible
D-Fence: damn
D-Fence: that was bad
ElToro: he's not moving :S
D-Fence: he rammed into the grass
Luca: omg
swek: fuck
swek: That looks terrible.
D-Fence: what happened there
Derek: oO
Derek: wuts happening?
ElToro: damn
MXM: still some 20s to wait here..
ElToro: that was a bad crash :S
MXM: ooooooh
swek: Doctor you fucks
MXM: what a mess
D-Fence: OMFG
Derek: i has no TV
ODM: uh?
Derek: wut happened?
D-Fence: he played pinball with 300km/h
skr: that is bad
mikas: omg, i can't believe... is there something interesting happening in f1?!?!
D-Fence: he hit a toyota, a wall, flew over the track, rolled, spun again and hit a wall
D-Fence: that was terrible
ElToro: damn
mikas: who hit?
ElToro: i hope he's allright
Derek: needz live feed!
swek: I have a bad feeling about this.
D-Fence: that might be a fatality
MXM: kubiva, mikas
MXM: kubica*
D-Fence: that was too fast
mikas: k
skr: that bouncing head didn't look good
D-Fence: not at all
swek: Wha?
swek: Civic
MXM: at least alonso got S&G
swek: WTF?
Luca: teh civic!
D-Fence: the team radio is so senseless
D-Fence: omfg
swek: Crazy
D-Fence: did he hit ralf?
MXM: I still can't figure out how he crashed
D-Fence: hit a toyota
MXM: pits open under safety car?
D-Fence: yes
swek: At least they didn't show how he pulled him out.
swek: they whatever.
D-Fence: canadians
D-Fence: sense of taste
swek: I agree.
D-Fence: damn.
MXM: "Sato overtakes Raikkonen for P10", lol
ElToro: is there a live feed for the f1 ?
ElToro: my tv is being gay
MXM: I'm swatching on sopcast, ElToro
D-Fence: ask mxm
MXM: needs client proggie
swek: Alonso 12th
ElToro: checks it out
ElToro: thx
skr: way to go with the strategy,ralf^^
MXM: one stop?
swek: More like10
skr: he changed after half th rce on hard tyres e.g. he has to stop one more time
D-Fence: kubica is awake and you can talk to him
MXM: can I?
waldur: "tho he wont drive ever again"
D-Fence: just try really hard
skr: if you speak polish
swek: The correct term is responsive D.
MXM: what, he forgot english?
waldur: isnt he czech?
MXM: no he is polish
waldur: no no
waldur: he was polish yeah
swek: A pole in a BMW driving really, really fast.
MXM: how did alonso get up there so fast
skr: he overtook
MXM: another spyker falling apart
swek: At this point it would only be fair if the safety car driver would get 1st place.
skr: safety car again
MXM: why??
MXM: spyker cause the SC?
D-Fence: HAHA
D-Fence: fisichella has been disqualified
swek: What did he do?
D-Fence: massa as well
D-Fence: exit pits on red
swek: Oh boy
Serajadeyn: ?
D-Fence: morons
swek: ^^
D-Fence: I bet a super aguri wins
MXM: goddamnit, if alonso gets podium after all this
swek: No wai
MXM: yes way
MXM: webber needs yet to pit
D-Fence: WTF
D-Fence: how stupid are the moderators
swek: Kubica?
D-Fence: yeah
swek: They're on crack
MXM: and let's be realistic, kimi will find a way to fuck up
swek: heh
D-Fence: our commentators said that kubica didn?t leave the pits
ODM: wdf
swek: But he didn't D.
D-Fence: MORONS kubica is out since like HE EXPLODED
ODM: he waited for a red light:S
D-Fence: tailgating in the pits`?
MXM: huh, people are going for 3rd pit?
skr: another panalty
MXM: ah, right alonso's 2nd pit was a penaly [User Posted Image]
D-Fence: oh no
D-Fence: alonso again
swek: I lost track of all this around lap 30.
MXM: ok, no alonso on podium after all
D-Fence: he overtook raikonnen
D-Fence: but is somewhere in the end
D-Fence: wurz on 5
D-Fence: this is ridiculous
swek: Madness
swek: His spoiler exploded
MXM: lots of people need to pit yet
D-Fence: and webber is a moron
D-Fence: his crew
D-Fence: in fact
D-Fence: why pit in the sc lap when we can pit inrace
MXM: pitting in sc lap is minimizing the damage
MXM: the best way is to pit just before
D-Fence: how long until next crash?
MXM: the worst is just after
D-Fence: 2 minutes.
*liuzzi crashes*
D-Fence: there it is.
skr: haha
D-Fence: liuzzi crashed
swek: rofl
MXM: haha
skr: not even 2 minutes
D-Fence: alonso in the grass again
swek: ALONSO
D-Fence: 4th time
MXM: liuzzi had a clear podium already
D-Fence: I bet the safety car neeeds a pit stop soon ^^
swek: Ralf infront of Alonso
swek: muhaha
MXM: this race is fucked up
D-Fence: new tires and fuel
D-Fence: SC again
swek: ahaha
MXM: oh god
swek: [20:16] <swek> At this point it would only be fair if the safety car driver would get 1st place.
Luca: hae des gibts net der alonso hat doch gesoffen
D-Fence: alonso is a MORON
skr: lol
swek: lol@massa
skr: nice polo
MXM: SC because of liuzzi?
D-Fence: perhaps heidfeld wins
D-Fence: I like the thought
Luca: zat would be great!
MXM: heh, if barrichello and wurz have yet to pit, next candidate for 3rd place is kovalainen
MXM: and he had the worst weekend before the race
D-Fence: I like the thought how those strategists go mad in the pits "oh noes our fuel planz go bust"
skr: hope rosberg scores big time
D-Fence: we need a wall where alonso slides off
swek: hehe
skr: no wall at his fav.spot
D-Fence: a POLE
D-Fence: now........what do you think, how many minutes now.....I say 4
swek: I say 2
skr: 4.5
MXM: who's next, that's the question
D-Fence: A L O N S O
D-Fence: or a toyota
D-Fence: yes, toyota.
ElToro: alonso is gay
*Trulli crashes in a Toyota*
D-Fence: HAHAHA
D-Fence: TOYOTA
ElToro: lol
D-Fence: I AM A GENIUS
swek: BINGO!
ElToro: trulli pwned
skr: D-Fence !!!
ElToro: bows to D-Fence's knowledge [User Posted Image]
MXM: D-Fence, it's all your fault
swek: ^^
D-Fence: ok .... Alonso....wall.......Alonso.......wall.......
D-Fence: concentrates
swek: haha
swek: YOU CAN DO IT D!
ElToro: plx concentrate hard
MXM: use the tin foil hat to amplify the effect!
D-Fence: concentrates
D-Fence: oh, barichello is there as well
Luca: what the hell is your problem with alonso!?
D-Fence: he is arrogant
skr: he is a bloody idiot
Luca: no he is not
ODM: lol
ODM: 10 drops
Luca: only on international television
MXM: all of the abouve
skr: just like mmichael schumacher
Luca: m schumacher ftw!
ODM: nice one trulli aswell
MXM: well, we only have international television, so we stand by our point [User Posted Image]
skr: ftw???
skr: front wheel Trive ?!?!?
D-Fence: ALonso. Alonso. Alonso
MXM: wait a second
ElToro: schumacher & alonso are both gay
MXM: trulli crashed UNDER SAFETY CAR??
ElToro: they should be removed from f1ness
swek: Yes MXM
ElToro: oh wait
ElToro: 1/2nd of that is already reality \o/
MXM: maybe they need to slow the SC down? [User Posted Image]
D-Fence: almost
MXM: it's too fast for some
swek: hehe
D-Fence: come on alonso
D-Fence: you can do itttttttt
skr: are there any ralf schumacher fans?!?!?
D-Fence: maybe
D-Fence: I know none
skr: cos he just mentioned them :S
MXM: lol, that's an oxymoron [User Posted Image]
MXM: I doubt that even his brother roots for him [User Posted Image]
D-Fence: they hate each other
swek: Of course not
swek: No one likes Ralf.
D-Fence: maybe barbie
skr: ahh Sato puts pressure on ralf
D-Fence: oh, cora was her name.
skr: or hardcora
D-Fence: pornoralle!
swek: Concentrate D. Alonso still in.
D-Fence: hm...time for another crash.
MXM: there's some fighting going on
D-Fence: I sent him on the curb
D-Fence: I want him to break down in front of the finish line
D-Fence: just like...2m
MXM: barrichello pits
MXM: just few laps to go
MXM: great strategy
D-Fence: noo adverts
swek: AAAARGHZ
swek: dies
swek: Noooooooooooooooo
swek: Fuck this shit.
MXM: what?
swek: Ads here
MXM: oh
MXM: is wurz going to pit at all?
D-Fence: hurry up ads!
Luca: lol split screen sucks
MXM: don't worry, nothing happens apparently
swek: Come on Nick!
D-Fence: we are back
D-Fence: alonso second?
D-Fence: WTF?
MXM: no
D-Fence: ah
swek: No
D-Fence: turn speeds
swek: Apex speed
D-Fence: phew
MXM: huh
MXM: wurz doesn't need to stop?
MXM: did he use both tire sets?
D-Fence: ralf sucks so much
swek: sato
skr: haha
D-Fence: come on sato, get alonso
swek: SATO!
*Sato overtakes Alonso
D-Fence: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs
MXM: \o/
skr: !!!
D-Fence: super aguri overtaking marcedes
D-Fence: mercedes
D-Fence: god I want to see alonsos face
swek: I vote best race evar!
MXM: I vote for new title for D-Fence
D-Fence: FACT
MXM: "makes toyotas crash by the power of thought"
swek: hehe
D-Fence: Yes ^^^
D-Fence: that race was madness
ElToro: hamilton ftw :^
D-Fence: wurz third
swek: Insane
D-Fence: with a broken down spoiler
swek: Whoa
swek: He never changed it.
swek: Tis is madness
D-Fence: THIS IS CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAa