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Vasectomy by lobster down one's own pants > Castration

(2000, England) This tale proves that crime does pay, if you're fishing for elective surgery to go along with your stolen goods.

A 24-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts.

Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover -- except for one small detail. "It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy." This man's daring supermarket exploits make him one of the few Darwin Award winners to live to tell the tale.

The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying the culprit has already "gone through enough pain (to) learn his lesson."
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All I can do is say "ohohohohoho...ohohohohoho...ohohohohoho..." in high-pitch falsetto tone...

Anyway,

Barnacles > Lobster (apparently: see Clarkson Meets the Neighbors - Spain)
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King George Falls> Hose
 
Angel Falls > King George Falls

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Exorcism> Daemon
 
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Dunlop> Napoleon
 
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These tires > those wimpy chunks of rubber :razz:
 
What did you expect? :p

Run Flat tyre > Spike strip

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