do you = your car?

Australian? Yes
Heavy drinker? Yup
One of the crowd? Yes, I guess so
White? Yes
Sporty? Not really, but we can hold our own
Lethargic? Thats a check (and we both hate mornings)
 
Labcoatguy said:
I exist. My car does not. So no.
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My dad and my dad's car (1994 Honda Accord LX) relate though. They're both hard workers and no matter what hits them (be it faulty bearings/my dad's younger brother's passing) they still keep on going. My mom almost got her license so I can say the same thing applies to her, but she's much much stronger and much more a fighting bull (since she's a taurus). She'd probably need a Lamborghini to equate :p
 
We're both white, both have an Italian heritage and both wear big shoes.
My car is small, I'm not.
 
Lets see...

The Might Buick Of Destruction.
1: Big and heavy.
2: Vastly underrated.
3: Faster than you'd think.
4: Drinks less than you'd expect.
5: May not be pretty, but a good personality.
6: Nothing if not dependable.

Me.
1: 6'6 around 300lbs, so yeah. Big car for a big dude.
2: I can surprise you when you least expect it. My car handles better than most people think it can.
3: Normally I'm a lumbering giant, but I can be light on my feet when need be.
4: My car is rated at 18mpg and gets around 22mpg. I can go out and drink large ammounts of alcohol, but I don't.
5: Yeah, basically the same.
6: My car has never let my family down, and neither have I. Doesn't matter what is going on, if I'm needed then I'm right there to help.
 
A rough comparison

1. Makes a bad noise - I can't sing either, a match!
2. Lighter than you expect - I'm quite thin.
3. Can move quickly, but doesn't enjoy it - I can run, but doing so isn't pleasurable.
4. Soft and wallowy - I'm neither of those.
5. More plastic than you'd like - I'm an honest man.
6. Made in America, but isn't really American - Born and raised here, but my family is British.
 
My mum definitely doesn't match her car. She has a Renault Kangoo, and she isn't tall or thin... :lol:, but I suppose lots of space inside (no this isn't a good image for me either).
 
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I am not Japanese
I am not particularly small
I do have an attitude

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I don't have a "body kit"
No "bling"
Not particularly quick
White
 
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1. We both prefer "premium" beverages, often.
2. ....uhm, ill think of something.
3. We both have new tie rod ends
 
I am not old and staggeringly gorgeous. So probably not.
 
But you do look a bit green. Did you eat something that didn't agree with you?
 
Big but not downright huge (for America at least)
Not outwardly attractive
Not particularly fast
Propelled only by the hind legs
 
Absolutely.

Big
Slow
Strong
Reliable
Japanese
White
Drinks too much than is necessary
 
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Well, sort of. Like, if I try to do something really cool, I usually make a complete hash of it. So basically, having an automatic = very poor donuts and very hard to get a burnout going, so in that case! :p And people usually don't get me, they understate me. Same goes for the Bluebird! :lol:
 
You bloody Bluebird owners! I have a mate who owns a Bluebird and he reckons it's the greatest car in the world. I think the rest of us must be missing out on something here...

Your name's not Luke is it? :p
 
We should do this for celebrities or something. Try to match a car to their personality. We could hold competitions in the auto section or something.

We could also do this for members purchasing a car in the near future.
 
Old School: Check
Always there when you need it: Check
Drinks just the right amount for fun and sensibility: Check
Light Skinned: Check
Has some flash bits (Light conversions, Stereo, Speakers): Check (Nice Cell Phones, Sunglasses, Hats)
Has more impressive siblings: Check
Doesn't care about the way it looks: Check
Cranky: Very rarely.
 
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