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No because you'd have to keep buying keyboards.

Why did Columbus come to America?
 
Because it's America, man! Fuck yeah!

Why are my old game threads being revived?
 
Because old school games are the shit.

Why is it that 3:30 feels like the perfect time for a nap yet that's when a million people need you to do stuff for them?
 
Because they hate you.

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Why am I bored?
 
Because that's the way it was meant to be.

If someone who creates art is called an artist, and someone who plays the piano is called a pianist, then why isn't someone who competes in races called a racist?
 
Trent Reznor, that's who.

Why do nice shirts always look so cool in the store but you feel like you're overdressed when you actually wear them to go out?
 
Because deep down inside we're all sluts.

Why is it called the poop deck?
 
Because the devil is in the details. (Oh zing!)

What's a good mud tyre for a mountain bike?
 
No tyres at all. Go with bare rims.

What about when riding on the road?
 
Maxxis Wet Screams. Just in case there's a mudslide or something. (Or more seriously, Maxxis Detonators. Damn nice tyre.)

Subwoofa brhuz?
 
No way jose.

Where do babies come from?
 
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