Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 20, 2011 #2,781 Granted, but you develop dementia and forget them all. I wish I had my own plane.
Lekky Do you feel lekky, punk? Joined Sep 20, 2010 Messages 552 Location Gold Coast, Australia Car(s) 06' Suzuki Swift Oct 20, 2011 #2,782 Granted, but you crash it when you are taking off and the damage is unrepairable. I wish there were more public holidays.
Granted, but you crash it when you are taking off and the damage is unrepairable. I wish there were more public holidays.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 21, 2011 #2,783 Granted. For each one you lose a day's pay and all school exams are now held on those days. I wish I had a packet of Tim Tams
Granted. For each one you lose a day's pay and all school exams are now held on those days. I wish I had a packet of Tim Tams
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Oct 21, 2011 #2,784 Granted. And Tam wants her Tim back, so comes round and duffs you up. I wish I had a packet of condoms. And a use for them.
Granted. And Tam wants her Tim back, so comes round and duffs you up. I wish I had a packet of condoms. And a use for them.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 22, 2011 #2,785 Granted. All your microphones are now waterproof. I wish I could sing really well
Lekky Do you feel lekky, punk? Joined Sep 20, 2010 Messages 552 Location Gold Coast, Australia Car(s) 06' Suzuki Swift Oct 23, 2011 #2,786 Granted. You are Susan Boyle. I wish that I didn't have any blackheads/pimples.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 24, 2011 #2,787 Granted. The Port Wine stain and serious facial scarring and missing nose are much more discreet. I wish that my hair was always clean and tangle free and would DO WHAT IT WAS TOLD TO!!!!
Granted. The Port Wine stain and serious facial scarring and missing nose are much more discreet. I wish that my hair was always clean and tangle free and would DO WHAT IT WAS TOLD TO!!!!
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 25, 2011 #2,788 Granted, but then you get cancer, the chemo therapy makes you bald. I wish I could find that bloody USB stick.
Granted, but then you get cancer, the chemo therapy makes you bald. I wish I could find that bloody USB stick.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 25, 2011 #2,789 Granted. It's in the bottom of the kitty litter tray, and you *REALLY* don't want to touch it I wish that my body was in perfect working order
Granted. It's in the bottom of the kitty litter tray, and you *REALLY* don't want to touch it I wish that my body was in perfect working order
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 25, 2011 #2,790 Granted, but your mind doesn't work properly. I wish I was better at multi tasking.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 25, 2011 #2,791 Granted. But the two tasks that you can multitask are pouring hot coffee into your crotch whilst jamming your finger in a drawer. I wish that this cough would stop
Granted. But the two tasks that you can multitask are pouring hot coffee into your crotch whilst jamming your finger in a drawer. I wish that this cough would stop
Lightning Count Well-Known Member Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 1,596 Location Scotland. Oct 25, 2011 #2,792 Granted and in it's place you get the flu. I wish the grass would cut itself.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 25, 2011 #2,793 Granted, but it doesn't happen until it's 6 feet high. And even then, it only gets a trim. I wish that I had the answers
Granted, but it doesn't happen until it's 6 feet high. And even then, it only gets a trim. I wish that I had the answers
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Oct 26, 2011 #2,794 Granted. But they're not to the questions you have. I wish I had an interesting wish.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Oct 29, 2011 #2,795 Granted. It's so interesting that your brain cannot handle it, and explodes. I wish that the weather didn't make me hurt so much.
Granted. It's so interesting that your brain cannot handle it, and explodes. I wish that the weather didn't make me hurt so much.
alaskarat Active Member Joined Nov 16, 2010 Messages 250 Location Fairbanks, Alaska USA Car(s) 2004 F150, 2010 F150, 2005 Aveo, 2005 Tahoe Nov 10, 2011 #2,796 Granted. The severe cold has made your body numb. I wish I was 21 again.
NoNeedForAChestWig Well-Known Member Joined Oct 3, 2010 Messages 3,030 Nov 10, 2011 #2,797 Granted. You get to make all the same mistakes all over again. I wish I had half a million pounds to buy that Eagle Speedster, just so I could listen to it.
Granted. You get to make all the same mistakes all over again. I wish I had half a million pounds to buy that Eagle Speedster, just so I could listen to it.
he-he Well-Known Member Joined Aug 5, 2008 Messages 1,942 Location Epsom Car(s) Lotus Elise SC; still misses motorbike :( Nov 10, 2011 #2,798 Granted. But you're deaf. I wish I could fly to the moon.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Nov 10, 2011 #2,799 Granted, but you aren't fireproof, so you just turn to ash. I wish that I had more knowledge
93Flareside Sosig DONOR Joined Jul 20, 2009 Messages 22,763 Location BAGGER 288 Car(s) See Signature Nov 10, 2011 #2,800 Granted, you're ignorant so nobody is willing to teach you. I wish I had a girlfriend.