Random Thoughts....

I don;t know what happened, i got to the club and got the instant shbits, now I am drunl and anfry. Yay.
 
shbits? drunl? anfry?

Drunken typing ftw.
 
Boobies.

Just wanted to see if I could improve one's day with one word.
 
Late night irc-ing reveals scary stuff.

[02:28] <+Derek> hows ur gf?
[02:28] <+ahpadt> Ice took too many of the blue pills
[02:28] <Ice> Derek: sexy and horny
[02:29] <+Derek> pix or it didnt happen
[02:29] <+Slycer> lol
[02:29] <+PunisherBass> and too far away for you to do anything about it
[02:29] <+Derek> and dont say you dont have pix
[02:29] <+PunisherBass> so she's off rubbing up agaisnt something
[02:29] <Ice> that's why god invented phone sex
[02:29] <+Derek> since you claim to carry your silly camera in some silly fanny gaybag with you everywhere
[02:29] <+PunisherBass> phone sex is for lamers
[02:29] <+PunisherBass> as is cybering
[02:29] <+Derek> lol phonesex
[02:29] <+Derek> :\
[02:29] <+Slycer> :D
[02:29] <+Derek> 'ooh im so horny' *watches tv some more*
[02:29] <+Derek> 'ooh im jacking off right now' *talks some more on irc*
[02:29] <+Slycer> silly fanny gaybag
[02:30] <+Slycer> LOOOOOOOOOL
[02:30] <+PunisherBass> dirty talk in person is one thing
[02:30] <+PunisherBass> over the phone... not so much
[02:30] <+Slycer> itd hidden!
[02:30] <+Slycer> its*
[02:30] <+PunisherBass> Ice, she's probably out rubbing up agaisnt something like a cat
[02:30] <+PunisherBass> :p
[02:30] <+Derek> XD
[02:31] <Ice> she doesn't have a cat
[02:31] <Ice> 2 dogs and 2 cavies, though
[02:31] <+Derek> her neighbour? :O
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> I didn't say she was rubbing up agasint a cat
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> I said like a cat
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> as in a cat in heat
[02:31] <+Slycer> :D
[02:31] <Ice> oh
[02:31] <Ice> lol
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> god damn man
[02:31] <Ice> yeah, something i gave her, yeah
[02:31] <+PunisherBass> you really don't get jokes
[02:32] <Ice> the way you say it can be taken in 2 different way
[02:32] <Ice> s
[02:32] <Ice> as mxm would say
[02:32] <Ice> just ask him
[02:32] <+Derek> why did you give her a tobelerone, cause of the shape?
[02:32] <+Derek> you should've bought her something proper
[02:32] <+Derek> XD
[02:32] <Ice> no, makeyourowndildo
[02:32] <+Derek> why do you think we want to know these things?
[02:32] <+PunisherBass> "The only thing I need you for I can buy and put batteries in"
[02:32] <+ahpadt> "clone your willy"?
[02:32] <Ice> because you're asking
[02:32] <+Derek> god Ice
[02:32] <+Derek> just stop it
[02:32] <+Slycer> thank god the nosebleed stopped
[02:32] <+Slycer> :/
[02:32] <Ice> hey, you asked
[02:33] <+Derek> i dont want to konw you cloned your penis for fuck sake
[02:33] <+Derek> GOD
[02:33] <&Quiky_> http://files.phyrefile.com/file/2007/11/17/08GrahbeYahbalz.MP3
[02:33] <Ice> why are you offended by receiving the answer?
[02:33] <+Slycer> LOL Derek ur funny
[02:33] <+Derek> i asked you why you gave her a tobelerone, not why you fucking cloned your dick
[02:33] <+Slycer> :C
[02:33] <+Derek> god you're a perv
[02:33] <+Derek> go sit in the psdf corner
[02:33] <+Derek> NOW
[02:33] <+ahpadt> Derek: because a toblerone would be bigger than his dick?
[02:33] <Ice> no :D
[02:33] <+Slycer> stop doing that...im aftraid if i laugh to hard i'll start bleeding again
[02:34] <+Slycer> and then when i die, i'll blame you
[02:34] * FinalGear sets mode: +o Derek
[02:34] <+Slycer> wow :<
[02:34] <@Derek> :O
[02:34] <+ahpadt> wtf...
[02:34] <Ice> ahpadt: the big toblerone is bigger than just about anyone's dick
[02:34] <+Slycer> funny gets you @ ? :eek:
[02:34] <@Derek> magic stuff happens at these times
[02:34] <+Slycer> i gotta brush up
[02:35] <@Derek> this log section DEFINITELY needs to go on the website
[02:35] <@Derek> goodbye Ice his dignity
[02:35] <+Slycer> :D
[02:35] * @Derek waves at it while it leaves with a train
[02:35] <Ice> goodbye Derek's grammar
[02:35] <+Slycer> just admit it..you want everyone to see you have tha powah!
[02:35] <+ahpadt> goodbye Ice's grammar
[02:35] <@Derek> i never had any proper grammar skillz, so they were never there in the first place D:
[02:36] <@FliPP> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1775980
[02:36] <@FliPP> insane
[02:36] <&swek> This is the same every time. Derek: Your GF - Ice: It's actually aluminium
[02:36] <&swek> weird
[02:36] <+Slycer> lol
[02:36] <@Derek> XD
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and i'm damn proud of it!

god, you people have no idea when you're being messed with... how the hell is it possible for one person to be that stupid, really? you really think all this isn't just me feeding your preconceptions of me? oooh, the mitsubishi fanboy this and the can't take a joke that. Really... :rolleyes:
 
[02:50] <@Derek> Ice, why are you trying to crawl out of it on the forums?
[02:50] <@Derek> that's weak
[02:50] <@Derek> just admit it
[02:50] <@Derek> you sissy
[02:50] <@Derek> YOU
[02:50] <@Derek> CLONED
[02:50] <@Derek> YOUR
[02:50] <@Derek> PENIS
[02:50] <Ice> yeah so what? :D
[02:50] <Ice> am i the first?
[02:50] <Ice> no
[02:50] <Ice> am i the last?
[02:50] <Ice> no
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So that sort of makes his last post, well, a lie?
 
I don't think the enlarge feature on the copier will work on things that small.
 
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