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I own 2 pairs of shoes, the ones I wear and my old ones that leak water and have hardly any sole left. Took over 3 years for them to get to the state where I needed to replace them, having soaking feet during the snowy winter months sold it! :lol:

My wardrobe consists of 2 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of corduroy trousers and about 4/5 shirts I wear alternately... Oh, and a T-shirt with a Triumph Dolomite on it. Top it off with either my leather jacket or waterproof Barbour knee length thing and flat cap and thats me!
 
katwalk said:
Judging by the shoe thread I own way less shoes than most guys on this forum.
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I have one pair of every-day sort of sneaker-type casual shoes, a pair of dressier casual shoes, one grubby pair for mowing the lawn and crawling around under the house, and one pair each of brown and black dress shoes.
 
Pedrocas said:
It's funny because it's true. Never understood why my female co-workers had the need to change clothes every-FUCKING-day. Seriously, I've got two pairs of snickers and one pair of shoes, I change pants every 5 days or less if they get really dirty, shirt lasts 2 days during winter, 1 day during summer, socks and boxers I change everyday. Even so, my female co-workers change all their clothes everyday, it's like they've got a wardrobe with a complete change of clothes for every single day of their entire life. I wonder, what happens to the clothes after a woman wears them, do they incinerate them so to not repeat its usage by incident?
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Um, maybe I'm reading this wrong but...

You don't change your clothes every day? Dont they um...smell?


I admit that I am one of those rare women where I DON'T have a closet full of the latest styles. I personally HATE clothes shopping. And I only own 5 pairs of shoes...and that includes my work shoes. :p

For me, jeans and a nice t-shirt is all I need for the most part. But yes, to sort of answer your question: I do wear a different outfit every day...it just might also be the same one I wore a few days ago. It's called mix and match. :)
 
katwalk said:
Judging by the shoe thread I own way less shoes than most guys on this forum.
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x2, I wear my shoes until they fall apart and then a little more, only exception is for formal occasions.
 
That American Girl said:
Um, maybe I'm reading this wrong but...

You don't change your clothes every day? Dont they um...smell?


I admit that I am one of those rare women where I DON'T have a closet full of the latest styles. I personally HATE clothes shopping. And I only own 5 pairs of shoes...and that includes my work shoes. :p

For me, jeans and a nice t-shirt is all I need for the most part. But yes, to sort of answer your question: I do wear a different outfit every day...it just might also be the same one I wore a few days ago. It's called mix and match. :)
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Off course they don't smell, that's an urban myth. I shower every day, put on deodorant and if I don't get dirty for some reason, clothes will keep clean and "un-smelly" for more than one day. At least, male clothes work this way, maybe female clothes have a preprogramed auto-destruction mode on them with a 24-hour deadline.
 
Pedrocas said:
Off course they don't smell, that's an urban myth. I shower every day, put on deodorant and if I don't get dirty for some reason, clothes will keep clean and "un-smelly" for more than one day. At least, male clothes work this way, maybe female clothes have a preprogramed auto-destruction mode on them with a 24-hour deadline.
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No way. Even I can smell my own shirt after a day's wearing, no matter what I do.

But pants, pants never get dirty.
 
chaos386 said:
I only wear a different pair of shoes if my current one wears out. :lol: (currently on ~1.5 years)
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Same. 3years on my (slightly damaged) trainers and 1year on my main shoes (which happen to be steel-toed safety boots with 2cm thick rubber soles) :D

Oh, and I don't remember how old my flip-flops are...
 
MadCat360 said:
But pants, pants never get dirty.
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Even when they literally have dirt on them, they're still not too dirty wear again. What? I only wore them one day, I'm not not wearing them again.
 
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