KaJuN
Disco Inferno
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2006
- Messages
- 9,743
- Location
- Dayton, Ohio
- Car(s)
- Mini Cooper S, Landy Series III, Vulcan 900 Custom
-Make drunk driving a felony. It boggles my mind how it sometimes takes a dozen convictions and a fatality for serious action to be taken.
-Lower the drinking age to 18. An 18 year old is just as much an adult as a 48 year old, why should they be treated any differently?
-Ban the practice of charging more for car insurance just because you're under 25. I won't wake up on December 30th of this year and suddenly be a much better driver than I was a few years ago.
-Ban hybrids.
-Disband TSA. Having a 90 year old woman take off her shoes at the airport isn't going to make anyone safer. Replace TSA employees with uniformed guards on every flight.
-Require everybody to retake their driving test every three years. Too many people have forgotten how to drive safely.
-Require everybody to perform one week each year of public service. Even something as simple as answering phones at city hall.
-Replace Air Force One with an F-16 that I will pilot myself. And always have it armed to the teeth. Yeah I'm landing in your country with more armament that a B-17 could carry; it might be in your best interests not to fuck with my country.
-Replace the boring Cadillac presidential limo with an armored CTS-V. Possibly a Ford GT with James Bond-like defense systems.
-Ban NASCAR and the Indy Car Series. Demolish the speedways and turn them into proper road courses.
-Offer tax incentives to everyone who buys a motorcycle.
-Along with that: Harley Davidson owners who spend more time polishing their chrome than riding their bike will be fined.
-Ban all music that isn't created by people playing instruments. Rap, hip hop, and R&B I'm looking at you.
-Ban the use of leaf blowers. The appearance of your yard isn't worth annoying the crap out of your neighbors.
-Ban stores from displaying holiday merchandise more than 30 days before the holiday. I should not see Valentine's Day cookie cutters two days after Christmas.
-Lower the drinking age to 18. An 18 year old is just as much an adult as a 48 year old, why should they be treated any differently?
-Ban the practice of charging more for car insurance just because you're under 25. I won't wake up on December 30th of this year and suddenly be a much better driver than I was a few years ago.
-Ban hybrids.
-Disband TSA. Having a 90 year old woman take off her shoes at the airport isn't going to make anyone safer. Replace TSA employees with uniformed guards on every flight.
-Require everybody to retake their driving test every three years. Too many people have forgotten how to drive safely.
-Require everybody to perform one week each year of public service. Even something as simple as answering phones at city hall.
-Replace Air Force One with an F-16 that I will pilot myself. And always have it armed to the teeth. Yeah I'm landing in your country with more armament that a B-17 could carry; it might be in your best interests not to fuck with my country.
-Replace the boring Cadillac presidential limo with an armored CTS-V. Possibly a Ford GT with James Bond-like defense systems.
-Ban NASCAR and the Indy Car Series. Demolish the speedways and turn them into proper road courses.
-Offer tax incentives to everyone who buys a motorcycle.
-Along with that: Harley Davidson owners who spend more time polishing their chrome than riding their bike will be fined.
-Ban all music that isn't created by people playing instruments. Rap, hip hop, and R&B I'm looking at you.
-Ban the use of leaf blowers. The appearance of your yard isn't worth annoying the crap out of your neighbors.
-Ban stores from displaying holiday merchandise more than 30 days before the holiday. I should not see Valentine's Day cookie cutters two days after Christmas.