American TG Man Not Included. - Actual AmTGMan sold separately...
What Can American TG Man Do For You? - I am nobody's servant!
It's Not All American TG Man, American TG Man, American TG Man, you know. - Apparently, I'm as narcissistic as Maddox.
Australians Wouldn't Give An American TG Man For Anything Else. - And I'm valuable to Australians.
Make American TG Man Yours. - ...but only if you have an excellent personality and a taste in performance cars. Good looks/boobs helpful, but not required.
The Cream of American TG Man. - Ew!
Reach Out and Touch American TG Man. - Get the fuck away from me!
There's More Than One Way To Eat An American TG Man. - Uh, yeah...
The Best American TG Man Under One Roof. - Now that I like!