When I was a kid, I really wanted a Dakota from that gen. I was visiting the grandparents in Flagstaff and saw a brand new, bright red, Sport 4x4, with a mild lift and some knobby tires and instantly fell in love with it. It was a legit sharp looking pickup in its day.
Nowadays they're mostly only good for iron rich fertilizer.
Painted in what I'm almost certain is an aftermarket (or later model) green, with fake blond wood panel above the rub strip on the doors and the rear quarter. I've also noticed a hand written "FOR SALE" sign on it, but I've never been close enough to get any details.
It's fucking awful, so I'm not surprised he's had no takers.