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So after 3 days of excessive beerdrinking, that seriously persistent reporter from ALD finally got the better of me and i accidentally unearthed our racing vehicle from a shallow grave:
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Something tells me a redesign might be necessary, because of Parkinson's..
This thread always makes me smile you guys have fantastic imaginations
APRacing said:Yes, we have decided to race. We will race using an MP4-25 chassis using a Honda RA109A 3.5 V10. Don't ask how we got the chassis, it involves a photocopier. Don't ask Kimi what a photocopier is, he doesn't know either. Shit, we just revealed one of our drivers, didn't we? We were going to get Kimi, my cousin Kimi but she is 7 and probably wouldn't see over the steering wheel. We have equipped our car with JATO rockets and RPGs, gotta love Military surplus stores. We also managed to master the forces of the universe and have control over time and space with the help of a blue box and some man named John Smith, he's cool though and has a "Sonic Screwdriver," sounds like a sex toy but apparently it isn't. We're kind of rambling now so we'll leave you with this: You are not alone.
This thread always makes me smile you guys have fantastic imaginations
Reuters said:Team Parklife Resurrected
After last year's race left the bitter taste of the Tesco Value Vodka of Failure, it has been revealed that original Wacky Races veteran team, 'Team Parklife', is back in business. Original co-driver Tyrone still has a year left at Her Majesty's pleasure, so a new co-driver has been announced...
Eamonn Holmes is now confirmed as the new co-driver, but only after twenty-six requests to join the team by Nelson 'I only did what I was told' Piquet Jr were all rejected.
The man, the LEGEND, that is Khaled Mardam-Bey returns after two years and much bribery as crew chief.
Holmes, as usual, was unavailable for comment, but restoration work on the Bronze Ford Coupe nears completion.
-Reuters
AP, Wildwood, NJ
American drinks company Hansen Naturals has confirmed that it's Monster Energy brand has signed a sponsorship deal with international auto racing team DSRacing. The American team has since updated its promotional material and livery to include the new signing.
At first he couldn't see anything, but then he looked down. All that was there was what looked like a 1960s TV antenna stuck on a plastic box.
ShotHouse Racing Blog said:Finally we can confirm that the 109 has an engine again. With help from Aston Martin we managed to get the parts required to fix the lightly smouldered engine and get it's power back. Unfortunately we've had to move out of the car park because the guards dogs got hit by the frost and fell apart, but not before we tested the machine out. It'll happily spin the rear wheels with the brake pedal fully depressed, although we're not sure if that's the engines power or the terrible brakes.
we're now based at an old petrol station, which we moved in to once Dastardly had chased off all the Illegals.
"No, we don't want it washed!"
We're now working on weapons, and we're thinking that maybe we can make use of the gallons of cheap car shampoo that is here to make a chemical weapon using the built in equipment of the Land Rover. We're also packing some sand paper. The bolt croppers from last year that we unfortunately didn't get a chance to use.
We were thinking that this might not be much to take on the might of the other teams, when a phone in the corner of the yard started ringing. We hadn't noticed the phone before but we were intreagued so I picked it up.
"Hello."
"You order free pizzas?" Said the voice on the phone. We hadn't
"No, think you've got the wrong number mate."
*Click Brrrrrrrr*
That was odd I thought, so called 1471 to check the number. Or I would've done if the phone wasn't completely dead.
Then my mobile started ringing. Nervously I answered it, expecting to hear our pikey friend offering rotten food again. I was relieved to hear a sinister Russian voice.
"You looking for big weapon?"
"Yes, as long as it doesn't come with pepperoni."
"Come to the docklands, I have something for you."
*Brrrrrrrr*
I looked at Dastardly. We're in the Midlands, miles and miles from the coast. Where on earth was he. I glanced over my shoulder and saw a line of black cabs. It was a funeral procession, presumably for a taxi driver. As they went past I looked in the back of the hearse. The flowers spelled out '110 Miles'. I realised that there is only one place people mean when they say Docklands, London.
We got into the Mean Machine and sped off.