Well, it's official, as if it hasn't been already: Jaguar has moved on from sleek to brutal, mirroring the country's own tumble on the international stage from the cut and thrust wit of Christopher Hitchens to the thudding cunt presence of Piers Morgan. And, like the rare moment of Morgan cleverness, the F-Type struggles mightily against the tide, but it's still only a superficial tribute to the E that it purports to succeed. Oh well, for those that want an E-Type, they're still around, and for those that want something new, loud, and flashy that's "inspired by the E-Type, there's this.